Verfasst: 18 Nov 2004 16:52
gerade was ich heute morgen gebrauchen konnte. Viele Dank gerade was ich heute morgen gebrauchen konnte. Viele Dank Seite 5 von 67
gerade was ich heute morgen gebrauchen konnte. Viele Dank Verfasst: 18 Nov 2004 18:59
Stehen 2 Angler am See und beobachten einen Surfer, der Probleme mit dem rauen Wind hat. Plötzlich ist der Surfer verschwunden. Nach 3 Minuten stürzt sich einer in den See und sucht und sucht und sucht. Nach weiteren 5 Minuten zieht der einen Typen an Land und beginnt mit der Reanimation. Herzmassege und Beatmung. Nach 3 Atemzügen hört er kreidebleich auf und sagt: "Ich kann nicht mehr, der stinkt aus dem Mund, das ist grausam."
Darauf sein Kumpel: Kannst eh aufhören, der hat ja noch seine Schlittschuhe an"
Darauf sein Kumpel: Kannst eh aufhören, der hat ja noch seine Schlittschuhe an"
Verfasst: 18 Nov 2004 19:03
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Frau sucht Mann mit Pferdeschwanz
Frisur egal
Frisur egal
Verfasst: 14 Dez 2004 10:51
Verfasst: 14 Dez 2004 10:58
keko hat geschrieben:
Das ist gut!!!
Verfasst: 14 Dez 2004 11:02
keko hat geschrieben:Was Lustiges zum Wochenende:
http://www.karsten-kessler.de/Stuff/nut.mpeg
http://www.karsten-kessler.de/Stuff/Olympiade.mpg
http://www.karsten-kessler.de/Stuff/frauenbeiderbundeswehr.mpg
Der BW Typ ist der Hammer.
Verfasst: 14 Dez 2004 11:15
Keko: LOL 
Wo hast du den Kram immer her?
Wo hast du den Kram immer her?
Verfasst: 14 Dez 2004 11:17
crazyviech hat geschrieben:Keko: LOL
Wo hast du den Kram immer her?
Zum Bleistift hier:
http://forum.slowtwitch.com/gforum.cgi?post=179076;sb=post_latest_reply;so=ASC;forum_view=forum_view_collapsed;page=last;#last
Verfasst: 14 Dez 2004 18:03
hm, da fällt mir ein, meine Schwester heiratet nächstes WE.... 
Verfasst: 14 Dez 2004 22:26
Bigfoot hat geschrieben:hm, da fällt mir ein, meine Schwester heiratet nächstes WE....
Wen?
Verfasst: 17 Dez 2004 16:17
Verfasst: 08 Jan 2005 02:40
Treffen sich nen walfisch und nen tunfisch, sagt der walfisch was sollen wir tun fisch sagt der tun fisch du hast die wahl fisch.
Verfasst: 19 Jan 2005 14:35
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married within a short time period.
Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husbands'cigarettes, and she read from the Benson Hedges pack: Extra Long. King Size. She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "British Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BA. The ad said: Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted...
Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe." Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out the Nescafe jar. It said: Good till the last drop." Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding, and the card read: "Benson & Hedges". Mom now knew to go straight to her husbands'cigarettes, and she read from the Benson Hedges pack: Extra Long. King Size. She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
The third girl left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean. Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words "British Airways." Mom took out her latest Harper's Bazaar magazine, flipped through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for BA. The ad said: Three times a day, seven days a week, both ways." Mom fainted...