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THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO DETROIT .

One day Ima gonna to Detroit to bigga hotel .

Inna morning I go down to eata breakfast . I tella waitress , I wanna two pisses toast . She brings me only one piss . I tella her I wanna two piss . She say , then go to the toilet .I say you no unnastand , I wanna two piss onna my plate . She say , you better not piss onna plate , you son offa bitch .

Later I go to eat atta bigga restaurant .The waitress bring me a spoon , anna knife , but no fock . I tella her , I wanna fock . She say , everyone wanna fock . I tella her , you no unnastand , I wanna fock onna table . She say , you better no fock onna table , you son offa bitch .

So I go back to my room inna hotel , and there are no shits onna my bed . I call the manager and tella him , I wanna shit . He tella me to go to the toilet . I say , you no unnastand , I wanna shit onna my bed . He say you better no shit onna bed , you son offa bitch .

Ima gonna checkout and the man at the desk say " Peace on you " . I say , piss on you , too ,you son offa bitch , I gonna back to Italy .

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Try to read it with Italian accent


THE ITALIAN WHO WENT TO DETROIT .

One day Ima gonna to Detroit to bigga hotel .

Inna morning I go down to eata breakfast . I tella waitress , I wanna two pisses toast . She brings me only one piss . I tella her I wanna two piss . She say , then go to the toilet .I say you no unnastand , I wanna two piss onna my plate . She say , you better not piss onna plate , you son offa bitch .

Later I go to eat atta bigga restaurant .The waitress bring me a spoon , anna knife , but no fock . I tella her , I wanna fock . She say , everyone wanna fock . I tella her , you no unnastand , I wanna fock onna table . She say , you better no fock onna table , you son offa bitch .

So I go back to my room inna hotel , and there are no shits onna my bed . I call the manager and tella him , I wanna shit . He tella me to go to the toilet . I say , you no unnastand , I wanna shit onna my bed . He say you better no shit onna bed , you son offa bitch .

Ima gonna checkout and the man at the desk say " Peace on you " . I say , piss on you , too ,you son offa bitch , I gonna back to Italy .

Wenn der in der richtigen Ecke von Detroit gewesen wäre, dann hätte er den ersten Absatz nicht überlebt.

Motown ist so was von heruntergekommen, dagegen ist Gotham City kuschelig