Shit Happens!

[vb_man]

Taoism: Shit Happens.
Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Ding.
Hinduism: This Shit Happened Before.
Islam: If Shit Happens, Take A Hostage.
Zen: What Is The Sound Of Shit Happening?
Buddhism: When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
Confucianism: Confucius Say, "Shit Happens."
7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturdays.
Protestanism: Shit Won't Happen If I Work Harder.
Catholicism: If Shit Happens, I Deserve It.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."
Unitarian: What Is This Shit?
Mormon: Shit Happens Again & Again & Again.
Judaism: Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Us?
Rastafarianism: Let's Smoke This Shit.
Southern Baptist: Send Us Money And Shit Won't Happen.
CALVINISM: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
HEDONISM: There's nothing like a good shit happening.
MOONIES: Would You Like To Buy Some Shit?
STOICISM: This shit is good for me.
ZOROASTRIANISM: Shit only happens half the time.
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: Shit is in your mind.
Environmentalism: You produce shit, so you have to eat it.
Socialism: Sorry, we are out of shit today.
Feminism: That's not funny!
Atheism: There is no shit.
Atheism: Can you believe this shit?

[guido]

http://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/panorama/ve ... y/22289464

[Kampa]

http://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/panorama/ve ... y/22289464

das ist ne Ente oder

[guido]

http://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/panorama/ve ... y/22289464

das ist ne Ente oder

scheinbar nicht...: "...wie die Budapester Tageszeitung "Nepszabadsag" am Mittwoch berichtete..." aus einem anderen Zeitungsbericht zu diesem tragischen Fall...

[Der Elch]

Die Story ist mir gerade beim Jahresendaufräumen "in die Finger gekommen":

http://www.ogc.gov.uk/